by JD
Friday November 2nd, 2023
-Wrestling Night in the Heartland, and Lock and Loaded Recaps
-Updated Rankings
-This Weekend’s House Shows
-Upcoming MVW House Shows
Tuesday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland Results:
-Women’s Champion Jennifer Colton starts the show with a defiant promo on Victoria McGill and Jill Berg Enterprises after JBE attacked her the week before.
-MATCH #1: Luke Woods defeated Captain Jack
-Kellie Burkowski interviews ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and talks about Luke Woods’s future and upcoming match against ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson for the Men’s title.
-Jill Berg (CEO-Jill Berg Enterprises) cuts a promo on Jennifer Colton on behalf of Victoria McGill and then The Hanson Sisters for JBE tag team Sheline Carrigan and Madison Miller.
-Kellie interviews Cary Stevens with the Men’s Tag Team champions The Stevens Dynasty. Cary lambasts No Quarter for disrespecting them.
-MATCH #2-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM #3 vs. #4 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #3 Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald defeated #4 The Rose Warriors
-Kellie interviews Harrison and Oswald after the match about their young wrestling career and training at Joe Bergman’s Barn.
-Yosemite Samantha cuts a heated promo on Shizuko Yamazaki before their match tonight.
-MATCH #3-WOMEN’S DIVISION #2 vs. #3 CONTENDER’S MATCH: #3 Yosemite Samantha defeated #2 ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki
-Kellie Burkowski’s Heartland Report
-MAIN EVENT-NON-TITLE: Men’s Tag Team Champions The Stevens Dynasty defeated Bob and Brett Murray
-The Stevens Dynasty and No Quarter have a stare-down to end the show.
Syndicated Lock and Loaded Results:
-Thunderbolt and Hall run down Tuesday’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland show.
-MATCH #1-WINNER-#5 MEN’S TAG TEAM DIV: #5 Surf Express Bro (Bowie Abrams/Bradlee Nelson) defeated (Non-Division) Hoss Taylor/Frank Scott
-Kellie Burkowski interviews Surf Express Bro after the match about their recent drop in the rankings.
-Coach Reg cuts a promo telling Russian Assets not to come out to face Women’s Tag Team champions The Hanson Sisters tonight.
-MATCH #2-WINNER-#4 MEN’S DIVISION: (Men’s Heartland Champion) Cletus T. Johnson defeated #4 (Men’s Division) Buckshot Henderson
-Kellie interviews Cletus’s manager Ginny Van Lear after the match about Cletus’s plans in the Men’s Division.
-MAIN EVENT-NON-TITLE: Russian Assets (Svetlana Kovaleski and Nikita Kalashnik) defeated Women’s Tag Team Champions The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa) via DQ
-After the match, The Hansons decimate Russian Assets with the barbed wire bat wielded by Nikita Kalashnik earlier before MVW Security come down to the ring.
MVW News:
While the Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George Stevens) are on a collision course next Tuesday with No Quarter (Bracken Krueger and Daryn Thompson) for the Men’s Tag Team title, there are still some simmering issues with The Alabama Gang (R.G. Jenkins and Mark Hendry) that are unresolved. Bo Stevens has twice attempted to interfere in ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson’s matches and there’s been a couple of skirmishes between both factions.
Speaking of the Stevens, following Scott Stevens dastardly action at Sunday night’s High Octane Wrestling In God’s House pay-per-view show where he pulled both PRIME’s Adam Ellis and Dawn McGill underwater, will there be any retribution by Adam’s wife Ginny Van Lear for what he did?
The Kardoucheian Empire continues to protest their ‘treatment’ by MVW by going on strike and refusing to wrestle. As a result, Koley and Kourtney Kardoucheian have fallen out of the Men’s Tag Team Division. Ken Kardoucheian is in danger of the same as he faces a promotion/relegation match this weekend. No longer allied with the Sports Entertainment Corporation, the Kardoucheians are on their own. Will they return to action? Stay tuned.
Speaking of the SEC, it appears ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is going ‘all-in’ on Luke Woods to bring gold to the faction and that means Ricky Stevens has been frozen out. Woods faces Bill Dickinson next Tuesday for the Men’s Title. Stevens’s future is up in the air.
Jill Berg Enterprises has a big few days ahead of them. Victoria McGill has a #1 contender’s match next Tuesday against Yosemite Samantha with the winner challenging Jennifer Colton for the Women’s title. Sheline Carrigan and Madison Miller face Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald tomorrow night. If they win, JBE will take on The Working Girls Tuesday in a #1 contender’s match. CEO Jill Berg is cracking the whip with her women and expects results because “Jill Berg Enterprises Means Business.”
Eyes will be on The Masked Texan tonight in the Fourth Round of the Carmondy Cup as he takes on Matt Taylor. Not much is known about The Masked Texan other than the fact he’s from Texas. He has three impressive wins in his first three Carmondy Cup matches and aims to make it four tonight.
Also doing well in the Carmondy Cup, the returning four-time Women’s Tag Team champions The Missouri Valley Fight Club. Tonight, they have a tough one against The Rose Warriors (#4 contender in the Women’s Tag Team Division) in Round 3 of the tournament.
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MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING RANKINGS
As of October 29th, 2023
MEN’S SINGLES
MVW Champion: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson (The Alabama Gang)
#1 Contender: Luke Woods (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
Contenders
#2- John O’Reilly
#3- Ricky Stevens (Sports Entertainment Corporation)
#4- Cletus T. Johnson (Kentucky Redneck Mafia)
NEWS
-Cletus T. Johnson earned promotion to the Men’s Division after he defeated Buckshot Henderson last Sunday. Henderson was relegated to the Heartland Division.
-Next Tuesday, Men’s Champion ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson defends the title against The SEC’s Luke Woods. #2 John O’Reilly will also be in action on Tuesday against #3 Ricky Stevens.
Heartland Champion:
#1 Contender: ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs/ Buckshot Henderson
Contenders
#2- Absolute Zero
#3- Aaron Gray
#4- Captain Jack
#5- Ken Kardoucheian (Kardoucheian Empire/SEC)
NEWS
-Aaron Gray defeated Ken Kardoucheian and Captain Jack last weekend to move up to #3 in the contender’s rankings.
-Gray will take on #2 Absolute Zero on Friday and the winner goes on to a #1 contender’s match against ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs.
-Buckshot Henderson will face the winner of the #1 contender’s match next Tuesday to determine who will be the new Men’s Heartland Champion.
Non-Division:
Matt Taylor
Dave Mann
Randy Barrington
*Bergman’s Barn Men’s Champion* Mike McWilliams
NEWS
-Matt Taylor defeated Dave Mann last Sunday to set up a promotion/relegation match against #5 contender Ken Kardoucheian.
-Taylor defeated Mike McWilliams on Friday night and Mann knocked off Randy Barrington to set up the match on Sunday.
MEN’S TAG TEAM
Tag Team Champions: The Stevens Dynasty (Bo and George Stevens)
#1 Contender- No Quarter (Bracken Krueger and Daryn Thompson)
Contenders
#2- Kings of the Wild Frontier (Boone Daniels and Crockett Davies)
#3- The Alabama Gang (R.G. Jenkins/Mark Hendry)
#4- The Lumberjacks (Dave Strack and Dan Poole)
#5- Surf Express Bro (Bradlee Nelson and Bowie Abrams)
NEWS
-Surf Express Bro defeated Hoss Taylor and Frank Scott to remain in the Men’s Tag Team Division.
-Tuesday night, The Stevens Dynasty defends the Men’s Tag Team Title against No Quarter. #2 Kings of the Wild Frontier will also be in action Tuesday against #3 The Alabama Gang.
Non-Division
“Bergman’s Barn Men’s Tag Team Champion” Hoss Taylor and Frank Scott
Bob and Brett Murray
The Shamrocks (Tom Flynn and Sean O’Grady)
The Kardoucheian Empire (Koley and Kourtney)
NEWS
-Hoss Taylor and Frank Scott remain in the Men’s Tag Team Non-Division after falling to Surf Express Bro.
WOMEN’S SINGLES
Women’s Champion: Jennifer Colton
#1 Contender: Victoria McGill (Jill Berg Enterprises)
Contenders
#2- Yosemite Samantha
#3- ‘The Shadow Warrior’ Shizuko Yamazaki
#4- Amberley Stanton
NEWS
-Yosemite Samantha moved up to #2 in the contender’s rankings with her win over Shizuko Yamazaki on Saturday. Amberly Stanton remains at #4 and in the drop zone. She faces a promotion/relegation match against the Women’s Heartland Champion on November 11th in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
-Yosemite Samantha meets Victoria McGill on Tuesday in a #1 contender’s match. The winner will challenge Women’s Champion Jennifer Colton for the title November 21st in Terre Haute, Indiana.
Women’s Heartland Champion: Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
#1 Contender: Lisa Barbosa-Stevens
Contenders
#2- Kirsten Canfield
#3- Tessa Martin
#4- Tammie Hardy
#5- Debbie the Destroyer
NEWS
-‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin moved back up to #3 in the contender’s rankings after her win over Tammie Hardy on Saturday. Martin had defeated Debbie the Destroyer on Friday night.
-Tessa Martin takes on #2 Kirsten Canfield tonight in a #2 vs. #3 match- the winner will take on Lisa Barbosa-Stevens Saturday night in a #1 contender’s match.
-Women’s Heartland Champion Lani Harlot will get the winner of the #1 contender’s match on Tuesday night.
Non-Division:
Kelly Lynn Smith
*Bergman’s Barn Women’s Champion* Allison Chambers
Savannah Smith
Felicia LaBarbara
NEWS
-Kelly Lynn Smith defeated ‘Bergman’s Barn Women’s Champion Allison Chambers on Sunday to top the Women’s Non-Division. Kelly Lynn defeated Felicia LaBarbara on Friday night while Chambers defeated Savannah Smith.
-Saturday night, Kelly Lynn Smith goes up against Women’s Heartland #5 contender Debbie the Destroyer in a promotion/relegation match.
WOMEN’S TAG TEAM
Women’s Tag Team Champions: The Hanson Sisters (Andrea and Melissa)
#1 Contender: The Working Girls (C.J. Lewis and ‘Queen Cool’ Leah Iris)
Contenders
#2- Jill Berg Enterprises (Sheline Carrigan and Madison Miller)
#3- Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald
#4- Rose Warriors: (Geena the Warrior Princess and Eliza Rose)
#5- Red State Nation (Victorious Veronica Vincent and Kay Daniels)
NEWS
-No changes in the rankings. #4 The Rose Warriors defeated #5 Red State Nation on Friday night but fell to #3 Laney Harrison and McLean Oswald on Saturday.
-Harrison and Oswald face #2 Jill Berg Enterprises tonight and the winner takes on The Working Girls on Saturday night in a #1 contender’s match for the right to challenge The Hanson Sisters for the Women’s Tag Team Title November 21st in Terre Haute, Indiana.
Non-Division:
Bethany Stewart and Shelley Briscoe
*Bergman’s Barn Women’s Tag Team Champion* The Rollins Sisters (Kelsie and Kennedi Rollins)
Russian Assets (Svetlana Kovaleski and Nikita Kalashnik)
LATX (Raquel Ramirez/Christina Garcia)
NEWS
-Bethany Stewart and Shelley Briscoe defeated The Rollins Sisters on Sunday to earn a promotion/relegation match against Women’s Tag Team #5 contender Red State Nation on November 11th in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
UPCOMING MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING HOUSE SHOWS
November 3rd – Norfolk Senior High School / Norfolk, NE
-Carmondy Cup
MENS-RD 4: Matt Taylor vs. The Masked Texan
WOMEN’S-RD 4: Allison Chambers vs. ‘Queen of the Trailer Park’ Lani Harlot
MEN’S TAG-RD 3: No Quarter vs. Hoss Taylor and Frank Scott
WOMEN’S TAG-RD 3: The Missouri Valley Fight Club vs. Rose Warriors
–#3 WOMEN’S TAG TEAM NON-DIVISION: LATX vs. Russian Assets
-#3-MENS NON-DIVISION: Mike McWilliams vs. Randy Barrington
-#3-WOMENS NON-DIVISION: Felicia LaBarbara vs. Savannah Smith
–#2 vs. #3-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #2 Kirsten Canfield vs. #3 Tessa Martin
-#2 vs. #3-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #2 Absolute Zero vs. #3 Aaron Gray
November 4th – Pershing Center / Lincoln, NE
-Carmondy Cup
MEN’S-RD 4: Mike McWilliams vs. Aaron Gray
WOMEN’S-RD 4: Kelly Lynn Smith vs. Kirsten Canfield
MEN’S TAG-RD 3: The Southern Boys vs. Bob and Brett Murray
WOMEN’S TAG-RD 3: LATX vs. Georgia Sullivan/Roxie O’Connell
–WINNER-#5 WOMEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION: #5 Debbie the Destroyer vs. (Non-Division) Kelly Lynn Smith
-WINNER-#5 MEN’S HEARTLAND DIVISION: #5 Ken Kardoucheian vs. (Non-Division) Matt Taylor
-#2 vs. #3-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #2 Jill Berg Enterprises vs. #3 Laney Harrison/McLean Oswald
–#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND: #1 Lisa Barbosa-Stevens vs. #2 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-MEN’S HEARTLAND: #1 ‘Rock Star’ Robbie Marrs vs. #2 TBD
November 7th – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE
-#2 vs. #3-MEN’S TAG TEAM DIVISION: #2 Kings of the Wild Frontier vs. #3 The Alabama Gang
–#2 vs. #3-MEN’S DIVISION: #2 John O’Reilly vs. #3 Ricky Stevens
-WOMEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Lani Harlot © vs. #1 TBD
-MEN’S HEARTLAND TITLE: Cletus T. Johnson © vs. #1 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S TAG TEAM: #1 The Working Girls vs. #2 TBD
-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-WOMEN’S DIVISION: #1 Victoria McGill vs. #2 Yosemite Samantha
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Tag Team Champion The Hanson Sisters vs. TBD
-NON-TITLE: Women’s Champion Jennifer Colton vs. Shizuko Yamazaki
-MEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE: The Stevens Dynasty © vs. #1 No Quarter
-MEN’S TITLE: ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson © vs. #1 Luke Woods
November 10th – Xtream Arena / Coralville, IA
November 11th – Cedar Rapids Ice Arena / Cedar Rapids, IA
November 12th – Vibrant Arena / Moline, IL
November 17th – Hinkhouse Gymnasium / Nevada, MO
November 18th – Warren Hearnes Center / Columbia, MO
–Carmondy Cup
November 21st – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN
November 24th – Carson Center /Paducah, KY
November 25th – Banterra Center / Carbondale, IL
November 26th – Racer Arena / Murray, KY
December 1st – Gross Memorial Coliseum / Hays, KS
December 2nd – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS
-Carmondy Cup Quarterfinals
December 5th – Charles Koch Center / Wichita, KS
December 8th – BMO Harris Bank Center / Rockford, IL
–Carmondy Cup Semi-Finals
December 9th – Joseph Gentile Center / Chicago, IL
–Carmondy Cup Finals
**December 17th – Evening of Champions – Wintrust Arena / Chicago, IL
